Best Steel Magnolias Quote
Don't talk about us like we're not here! Time to discuss the Best “Steel Magnolias” Quote. For this minisode, host Eric Rezsnyak and panelists Bob Erlenback, Kevin Dillon, and Michael Schwarz put on their best Southern belle accents and debate the very best lines from Robert Harling's script for the iconic 1989 comedy drama, Steel Magnolias. Who will take a whack at Ouiser?
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Round 1 Match-Ups:
Match-Up 1:
“You know what they say: if you don’t have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!”
vs.
“Oh! He’s a real gentleman! I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.”
Match-Up 2:
“The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.”
vs.
“I don’t trust anyone that does their own hair. I don’t think it’s normal
”
Match-Up 3:
“Ouiser, you know I love you more than my luggage.”
vs.
“I would recognize this handwriting anywhere. You have the handwriting of a serial killer.”
Match-Up 4:
“Hit this! Go ahead, M’Lynn! Slap her!...We’ll sell t-shirts that say, ‘I slapped Ouiser Boudereaux!”
vs.
“Looks like two pigs fightin’ under a blanket.”
Match-Up 5:
“I haven’t left the house without lycra on these thighs since I was 14.”
vs.
“All gay men have track lighting. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.”
Match-Up 6:
“I’m a chain!”
vs.
“I’m not crazy, M’lynn, I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.”
Match-Up 7:
“My colors are blush and bashful.” “Her colors are pink and pink.”
vs.
“I am pleasant! Dammit! I just saw Drum Eatenton this morning at the Piggly Wiggly and I smiled at the son of a bitch ‘fore I could help myself!”
Match-Up 8:
“Ouiser, you sound almost chipper. What happened today - you run over a small child or somethin’?”
vs.
“You are evil, and you must be destroyed.”
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EPISODE CREDITS
HOST: Eric Rezsnyak
PRODUCER: Mike Rapin
PANEL: Bob Erlenback, Kevin Dillon, Michael Schwarz
EDITOR: Jeffery Perry
